Hoffin

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit

Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue

by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020

Heema Hoffin

if used by itself.. it means "god damnit"

if used in a sentence it means piece of shit...

"HEEMA HOFFIN!!!!"

"Man that guys a fucker"
"yeah hes a real heema hoffin"

by Stevie Clancmcgee April 29, 2007

hoffin that cig

the act of smoking a cigarette for a longer duration than needed.

Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.

(outside smoking)
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!

by Miiirdock April 14, 2009

hoffin

The silliest 20lbs cat you'll ever meet. She only eats, sleeps, and sniffs mass amounts of liquid cat nip. If a hoffin doesn't receive one of the three previous stated.. she will meep retardedly non stop, not meow cause hoffins don't meow they only meet, untill she gets what she wants. Hoffin is a one in million type cat.

"I wonder what Hoffin is meeping for"

by eluebke1 March 12, 2018