hoetastic

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A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

hoetastic by joemammy March 2, 2007

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hoetastic

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

hoetastic by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

Related Words

hoetastic • hoetastic scale • Toetastic • homtastic • hottastic • Hoenastics • Hoetistic • hogtastic • Hortastic • Joetastic

hoetastic

To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe

That skirt is hoetastic

hoetastic by Miss chevious July 20, 2005

hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

hoetastic scale by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

Hoetation by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Toetastic

A word describing something that is equal to or exceeding the quality of a toe

It would be so Toetastic if you could cut your toenails before the event starts

Toetastic by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026