hoetastic

A word used to describe a location with a plethora of extravagant looking females that act in ways that aren't deemed acceptable to society's standards.

Man....I cannot wizzait to go to school tomorrow! It's so freaking hoetastic.

by joemammy March 2, 2007

hoetastic

a word used by teenage girls that describes that something is hoe standard and also refer to the word hoetastic scale.

when someone/thing is slutty or just awesomely awesome, it is hoetastic.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

hoetastic

To be like or somthing which would be liked by a hoe

That skirt is hoetastic

by Miss chevious July 20, 2005

hoetastic scale

rating a person from 1 - 10 on how hoetastic they are.

desiree is a 10 on the hoetastic scale.

by desireee && anetaa <33 January 11, 2008

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

by Sonia K May 9, 2020

Toetastic

A word describing something that is equal to or exceeding the quality of a toe

It would be so Toetastic if you could cut your toenails before the event starts

by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

hoelistic

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.

Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards

by Hoelistic July 29, 2014