BrysonStrong's definitions
Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

When one person is in the for the other, the other person is out for the other, and they end up hooking. There are other combos in the matrix (in in hook, in in no hook, in out no hook, out out hook, out out no hook).
Tyler: "Did y'all hook"?
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."
by BrysonStrong November 3, 2021

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.
Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"
by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023

Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.
Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"
Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"
Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"
by BrysonStrong March 24, 2021

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021

Girls that don't fuck around too much with nature. You know those earthy girls that love camping and hiking... yeah these aren't those girls. Inside girls can respect a nice camping trip or hike every once in a while, but these are not frequent activities. Inside girls are much happier in nice air-conditioned and heated luxury buildings. Treat them to a nice dinner, they won't be upset.
Kevin: "How have the dating apps been for you?"
Ryan: "They're hit and miss. I'm looking for a nice inside girl, but so many of them just want to go hiking all the time."
Ryan: "They're hit and miss. I'm looking for a nice inside girl, but so many of them just want to go hiking all the time."
by BrysonStrong November 3, 2021

Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"
by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021
