BrysonStrong's definitions

holistic fuck

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

partial bedding

When you bed a girl but she doesn't stay the night.

Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"

by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021

locked in

When you've previously met or interacted with someone, but you barely know them and every time you cross paths, you feel compelled to give them a nod or a quick hello. These interactions are awkward enough that you actively try to avoid them if you can.

Tyler: Fuck, let's take this other street today
Ryan: Wait, why? That way is longer
Tyler: I'm locked in with that guy ahead

by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023

inside girl

Girls that don't fuck around too much with nature. You know those earthy girls that love camping and hiking... yeah these aren't those girls. Inside girls can respect a nice camping trip or hike every once in a while, but these are not frequent activities. Inside girls are much happier in nice air-conditioned and heated luxury buildings. Treat them to a nice dinner, they won't be upset.

Kevin: "How have the dating apps been for you?"
Ryan: "They're hit and miss. I'm looking for a nice inside girl, but so many of them just want to go hiking all the time."

by BrysonStrong November 3, 2021

dispaRAT

Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.

Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"

Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"

by BrysonStrong March 24, 2021

emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.

Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"

by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023

in out hook

When one person is in the for the other, the other person is out for the other, and they end up hooking. There are other combos in the matrix (in in hook, in in no hook, in out no hook, out out hook, out out no hook).

Tyler: "Did y'all hook"?
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."

by BrysonStrong November 3, 2021