Hierarchy of passion

Face is more intimate than genitals which is more intimate than hands.

1. Kissing (most passionate)
2. Blowjob
3. Sex
4. Handjob (least passionate)

Did you guys kiss?
No, wasn’t ready for that yet. It’s too high on the hierarchy of passion.

by BrysonStrong November 07, 2021

in out hook

When one person is in the for the other, the other person is out for the other, and they end up hooking. There are other combos in the matrix (in in hook, in in no hook, in out no hook, out out hook, out out no hook).

Tyler: "Did y'all hook"?
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."

by BrysonStrong November 03, 2021

Mannon music

Music that is strummy, has basic males vocals, and is generally upbeat even if it’s supposed to sad. Basically Spotify top music during 2016-2018.

Ramon: Dude let me take over the music
Ryan: You don’t like these songs?
Ramon: I can’t stand Mannon music

by BrysonStrong June 25, 2022

emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.

Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"

by BrysonStrong August 03, 2023

california conservative

A California conservative is an individual who identifies as conservative but operates within the unique political landscape and cultural context of California. Unlike conservatives in other parts of the country, California conservatives tend to hold a more progressive stance on certain social issues, such as LGBTQ rights and environmental protection.

They often embrace a pragmatic approach, combining conservative fiscal policies with a willingness to support progressive social policies. California conservatives recognize the importance of fiscal responsibility and limited government intervention in economic matters. They advocate for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a business-friendly environment to foster economic growth and job creation. However, they also acknowledge the need for certain government programs and regulations to address pressing environmental challenges and income inequality. They like shooting guns.

Tyler: "I never understood how someone could be a conservative in California. Isn't it all liberal out there?"
Ryan: "Well, being a California conservative means finding common ground between conservative principles and the progressive context of the state. We focus on fiscal responsibility but also support social issues like marriage equality and protecting the environment."
Alex: "Yeah, and we like to shoot guns."

by BrysonStrong May 14, 2023

ravenous

You are so horny you can barely control yourself. Can also be referred to as "rav".

Kevin: "It's going to be a dangerous night. I'm absolutely ravenous."
Ryan: "Christ, I'm worried for the women at this party."

by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021

chess clarity

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."

by BrysonStrong August 02, 2021