"That girl got so much hoestory she could write a book"

"That can go in the great book of hoestory"

"Having yo naked pictures out their is apart of yo hoestory"

Hoestory by Enlighten_Differnt July 19, 2017

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Hoesbrook

Holbrook, Ma - tiny, irrelevant town. Everyone here thinks their lives suck and they're little tough shit so they smoke weed in the woods. The police here have nothing to do all day so they follow kids around and yell at them. If your over the age of 10 and your in the park the little kids' parents will call the cops on you. Most likely, if your not a loser you'll ride in a police car by 14, FOR NO REASON. Holbrook High SUCKS! The ghetto kids from Randolph, Brockton, Braintree, Boston, etc. come and make it even more ghetto and not a fuck is ever learned. The seventh graders think they're the shit. The boys smoke a trash bag of weed a day and all the girls were push up bras by the 6th grade. Shorts are in dress code if you can only see 3/4 of your ass. If you have older brothers or sisters - or even better both - the teachers all think your god. Theres like 4 smart kids but the odds are they're rich and lazy so it doesn't matter. Half days everyone goes down to Burger King, Holbrook House, Maria's, the Park, or Dunkin' Donuts. The parents don't give a shit, end of story. Drink, smoke, party, get finger fucked, its all okay here! People not from Holbrook think theres nothing wrong.

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Hoesbrook by ProudHolbrookian December 11, 2011

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Hoestruck

Falling in love with a hoe while being completely oblivious to the fact that she is a hoe despite anyone telling you she is a hoe.

"Mark is so hoestruck, we haven't talked in weeks because I tried to tell him she is a hoe"

Hoestruck by Swegbot October 2, 2017

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hoostro

Another name for a Kosovo-loving ass pounder with greasy hair.

Who's that yelling racial slurs in Reckers?
It's Greg, that fucking hoostro.

hoostro by Thomas Fanchin March 14, 2008

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dirty holstrom

When a person shits on someone's back and rubs it in.

Amy wanted a back massage, but Dirk gave her a Dirty Holstrom instead

dirty holstrom by Tinna October 21, 2005

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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