Hogstroke

To apply the head of ones penis inside the rim of a glass or other drinking receptacle.

I hogstroke'd your coffee mug, how's my kids taste?

Hogstroke by SparkyJay March 4, 2011

hogsmoke 

Girl giving a guy head. (Oral sex on a male)

I need a hogsmoke tonight, man. It's been a stressful day.

hogsmoke by Melanie July 5, 2003

Hamstrokeybaps 

A Manx Council Estate Military term meaning to overcome ones opponents with great might makling them pityfull.

I'll have you for hamstrokeybaps you fucking prick

Hamstrokeybaps by Skilly one-tooth January 20, 2005

hogsmoker 

A woman who frequently gives oral sex, blowjob, bj, smokeshow. It's origin is of smoking a sausage like a cigar, and sausage is made out of hog/pig.

She's a great hogsmoker. She blew me three times this morning.

hogsmoker by BlackCracka May 30, 2006

hogsmoke 

verb or noun; a blow job or cobb slob, usually a hogsmoke occurs on a random weekday evening in Arlington, VA. The term was made regionally popular by the local radio show The Sports Junkies. Hogsmokes are often times elusive and eagerly sought-after.

I met an amazing hogsmoker last night at Whitlow's. She gave me three hogsmokes in ten hours.

I knew there was little hope for the elusive post-blackout Sunday morning hogsmoke after I pissed the bed last night.

hogsmoke by G$ March 2, 2005