Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.
That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.
Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.
Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.
by Mr. Fahrts August 06, 2008
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.
Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!
Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!
Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!
by laurene716 June 21, 2011
I'm too stupid to realize that a full sized glass holds more coffee and gives me more energy, so I drink out of a coffee mug.
by JPeg92 August 13, 2009
A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.
After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.
by Maranara July 28, 2006
The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.
When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!
by NinjaChicken666 January 12, 2020
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