Hoenado

When you get caught in an abundance of hoes referring to a tornado.

Vinny was caught in the hoenado I haven’t seen him since.

by Dangnabit June 4, 2018

Hoenado

When you get caught in an abundance of hoes referring to a tornado.

Vinny was caught in the hoenado. I haven’t seen him since.

by Dangnabit June 4, 2018

hoe-nado

A derogatory term used for a male/female that is a hoe. They come to social events and "tear up" everything in their path being a straight up slut with no class, like a tornado.

Allison: "Dayum, did you see her last night? She banged eraaa body"

Lexi: "Dooood, i know she was a hoe-nado out there!"

by youknowwassapppp November 14, 2011

Henado

Henado is the name a person gets when he is in the witness protection program. Henados are unique in the sense they all have the same exact mother and father. Henado’s have the most quickest and deadliest sense of humor so dont get caught with your pants down in the middle of one of his joke waiting for the punchline, cuz at that point you are. Henandos can take all that they can dish and that is why they all are perfect cooks, but only if there is one thing on the menu and it starts with M and ends with H. Henado’s are the perfect givers but dont expect it to fit, or match anything or belong at all in your life. Henados bring their who life with them to pick up pizza, like what the heck is in that pizza. Henados always make their special friend feel even more special when she constantly gets the upper hand in conversations. Henados love to make pit stops on holidays or any other special occasion just to see your facial expressions and you start to melt down. All Henados are always dressed to the T, and you better notice cuz you’ll see their aint nobody who dresses as fleek as a Marie.

me: Sir your name is now Henado and that's all there is to it!

convicted felon: No, I dont want that name, send me to prison!

by Buena 4 Maria November 10, 2021

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.

GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.

by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

Hoenadez

A Hernandez who is a hoe.

Man i saw that Hoenadez fucking around with Beatriz.

by Sainttiggysday July 29, 2016

Hornado

When a horny individual goes on a sexual binge with multiple people in a short period of time, destroying everything in his or her path... like a sex tornado.

Ben: "Charlie, where's mom been this weekend?"
Charlie: "Oh, she's been on a hornado in the next town over."
Ben: "God bless them."

by Gingerloid December 3, 2019