honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.

GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.

by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

Bonadouchē

A ginger douchebag with a propensity for violence and an arrest record that may include but is not limited to: drug abuse, theft, soliciting prostitutes and physical and/or sexual assault.

Did you see the story about that red-headed scumbag on the news last night?
Oh yeah, typical Bonadouchē. How many times has that asshole been locked up?

by sciflyer.25 March 26, 2014

Hindouche

A Hindu, an Indian, or any man of Indian extraction who flaunts his wealth or appearance, and generally carries himself in a douchey manner.

There's a lot of new money in Mumbai now, so you see all sorts of kids driving expensive cars and rocking popped collars. It's Hindouche central.

by Allinyourhead September 19, 2009

hodouche

A hookers cleaning device, specific to a hooker.
Or, a nasty name to call somebody you thing smells like fish.

Stephen is a hodouche, wow, he sure is a giant smelly used douche bag from a hooker with 6 STDs.

by Steevy D September 17, 2005

Habadouchery

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009

holidouche

Someone that is a total douchebag during the holidays.

That holidouche just cut in line to see Santa!

by Goomy G December 21, 2017

hobodouche

A douche who is growing a neckbeard to look cool.

Jeff thinks his neckbeard makes him look suave, but he looks like a hobodouche.

by stuffricesays November 7, 2010