Ho-nado

When a group of prostitutes surround you and uncomfortably solicite you. Also when a twister comes and knocks down a brothel.

Jim really shouldn't walk through that red light district anymore. He almost got sucked up by that Ho-nado, literally and figuratively.

Ho-nado by BT 2 May 13, 2010

honadouche

(n) a less-than-desirable boyfriend or ex-boyfriend who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole however not quite 'worth' a mother fucker.

(v) an act of douche-baggery which is more idiotic, slightly moronic and almost humorous considering the douche bag who is doing the act.

GP: and he referred to me as "the red head". Gawd, Michael is such a honadouche.

Pooter: Yeah, yesterday JB pulled a honadouche when he made a derogatory comment to a 13 year old girl.

honadouche by Glamourpuss October 15, 2009

HoNado 

When a girl sucks your dick then takes your house and money a year later

Damn man I got fucked over by this HoNado last year.

HoNado by Tornados June 22, 2016