hobsquash
hobsquash by manofgod1624 July 5, 2014
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Hobsquash
Hobsquash
/ hawb-sqwosh / (noun) 1. Mayhem, hi-jinx, malarkey, up to no good
2. Meaningless and nonsensical talk, jibberish
2. (Verb) to move in a seemingly random and chaotic way
higgledy-piggledy, helterskelter
Synonym-
Fiddle faddle, nonsense
Antonym -
The truth
/ hawb-sqwosh / (noun) 1. Mayhem, hi-jinx, malarkey, up to no good
2. Meaningless and nonsensical talk, jibberish
2. (Verb) to move in a seemingly random and chaotic way
higgledy-piggledy, helterskelter
Synonym-
Fiddle faddle, nonsense
Antonym -
The truth
A man in his mid 30s elaborate subterfuge on the streets of Iron Knob came crashing do today when the on foot chase he was involved in went horribly wrong. After creating a fake identity and assuming a vigilanty state of mind he layed used a last m I minute weapon to subdue the would be assailant. His ploy to use a milk crate to )attack the criminal going very badly and backfiring. Witnesses on the scene were noted to say the whole ordeal was disaapointing, and that he had made a hobsquash of the chase.
Hobsquash by Lorraine Haul April 11, 2024
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hogsquasher
An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.
hogsquasher by a sam March 5, 2006
nobsquasher
any implement you use to fend off the demon that you know is coming for the part of your foot that’s hanging out from underneath the blanket or over the edge of the bed
I used to use a baseball bat as a nobsquasher until I accidentally hit my shin, but the holy water is actually working better, so all good.
nobsquasher by catsaresmarterthanraccoons September 11, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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