hobsquash
hobsquash by manofgod1624 July 5, 2014
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Hobsquash
Hobsquash
/ hawb-sqwosh / (noun) 1. Mayhem, hi-jinx, malarkey, up to no good
2. Meaningless and nonsensical talk, jibberish
2. (Verb) to move in a seemingly random and chaotic way
higgledy-piggledy, helterskelter
Synonym-
Fiddle faddle, nonsense
Antonym -
The truth
/ hawb-sqwosh / (noun) 1. Mayhem, hi-jinx, malarkey, up to no good
2. Meaningless and nonsensical talk, jibberish
2. (Verb) to move in a seemingly random and chaotic way
higgledy-piggledy, helterskelter
Synonym-
Fiddle faddle, nonsense
Antonym -
The truth
A man in his mid 30s elaborate subterfuge on the streets of Iron Knob came crashing do today when the on foot chase he was involved in went horribly wrong. After creating a fake identity and assuming a vigilanty state of mind he layed used a last m I minute weapon to subdue the would be assailant. His ploy to use a milk crate to )attack the criminal going very badly and backfiring. Witnesses on the scene were noted to say the whole ordeal was disaapointing, and that he had made a hobsquash of the chase.
Hobsquash by Lorraine Haul April 11, 2024
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hogsquasher by Superdave April 14, 2006
hogsquasher
An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.
hogsquasher by a sam March 5, 2006
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I used to use a baseball bat as a nobsquasher until I accidentally hit my shin, but the holy water is actually working better, so all good.
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