hobsquash 

a insult made by a person of religion or a man of god so as not to offend the lord above.

"man, he's being such a hobsqash"
"That joel guy was being a real hobsquash today at church"

hobsquash by manofgod1624 July 5, 2014

Hobsquash 

Hobsquash

/ hawb-sqwosh / (noun) 1. Mayhem, hi-jinx, malarkey, up to no good

2. Meaningless and nonsensical talk, jibberish
2. (Verb) to move in a seemingly random and chaotic way
higgledy-piggledy, helterskelter

Synonym-

Fiddle faddle, nonsense

Antonym -
The truth

A man in his mid 30s elaborate subterfuge on the streets of Iron Knob came crashing do today when the on foot chase he was involved in went horribly wrong. After creating a fake identity and assuming a vigilanty state of mind he layed used a last m I minute weapon to subdue the would be assailant. His ploy to use a milk crate to )attack the criminal going very badly and backfiring. Witnesses on the scene were noted to say the whole ordeal was disaapointing, and that he had made a hobsquash of the chase.

Hobsquash by Lorraine Haul April 11, 2024

hogsquasher 

A seriously obese biker.

That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher.

hogsquasher by Superdave April 14, 2006

hogsquasher 

An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.

"The hogsquasher got the last of Crazy Joe's pigs on Wednesday last."

hogsquasher by a sam March 5, 2006

nobsquasher 

any implement you use to fend off the demon that you know is coming for the part of your foot that’s hanging out from underneath the blanket or over the edge of the bed

I used to use a baseball bat as a nobsquasher until I accidentally hit my shin, but the holy water is actually working better, so all good.

nobsquasher by catsaresmarterthanraccoons September 11, 2021