hogsquasher

A seriously obese biker.

That dude over there by the tattooed chic is one ugly hogsquasher.

by Superdave April 14, 2006

hogsquasher

An otter-like animal that lives in muddy areas. The animal coats itself in a muddy camoflauge and lays on the mud facing up. When a hog, or pig, comes to roll around in the mud, the hogsquasher grasps it and breaks its spine, later dragging it to its den do dine on its flesh.

"The hogsquasher got the last of Crazy Joe's pigs on Wednesday last."

by a sam March 05, 2006