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Hobos dick 

A thing or idea of worthless value, something worthless, regarded with distain, generally used in an insulting manner.
No one give a hobos dick about what you think about our company and its return policy!
Hobos dick by Norb Young March 29, 2009
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hobo dick 

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.
As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.
hobo dick by cannietellye October 9, 2005

Hobo's dick cheese 

1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.
1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-
Hobo's dick cheese by lez grosman January 1, 2009

hobo dick cheese 

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself
He hobo dick cheesed himself

hobo dicked 

Falling asleep at the train station and a hobo sticks his dick in your mouth
I fell asleep with my mouth open and got hobo dicked
hobo dicked by ballcity September 5, 2015
The epitome of a "fuckboy". A boy who's dick is always looking for shelter but brings nothing to the table and offers nothing in return.
This dude is calling me at 2am? What a hobodick. That hobodick can find a home elsewhere.
Hobodick by Pseudowhim June 25, 2017

Hobostick 

When you've been told to leave a situation, a party, a company or your home. Typically for an embarrassing reason.
Did you hear about what happened yesterday? John was caught masturbating during our CPR training and was sent home without pay. We all watched him totally hobostick the hell outta here.
Hobostick by Msklreed November 11, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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