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Hobo-stick 

A sexual manouvre wherein a woman kneels with a man behind her, cock resting on her shoulder and balls falling not unlike the sack of a bum's hobo-stick. She then jerks him off in this way all the while whistling Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or another appropriate song of the trade.
"I got hobosticked by this homeless chick last night...it was awesome."

The alternative "Hobo-stuck", may also be employed...

The hobo-stick is a longtime favorite of the homeless boxing circuit contenders.
Hobo-stick by Cficks January 4, 2009
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Hobo Stick 

When a man stuffs his nuts into his own ass and then bangs his partner with his dick thus simulating a hobo stick.
Rob kicked James out of the house but not before he gave him a hobo stick to remember him by.
Hobo Stick by Rexlba January 10, 2020

homostick 

A stick (often wooden) or other phallic object which is inserted into the anus of a homosexual male for sexual pleasure.
"the stick that Kraemer uses when bored and alone"
homostick by Art Handtruck October 16, 2003

hobostink 

(noun) A way to refer to a person or situation that is unpleasant, similar to kissing an unclean street person.

(verb) An expletive, used to convey intense dislike.
Dude, my boss is totally a hobostink.

Lumbergh wants me to stay late to work on the TPS reports. Hobostink that shit!
hobostink by escot February 6, 2010

Hobostick 

When you've been told to leave a situation, a party, a company or your home. Typically for an embarrassing reason.
Did you hear about what happened yesterday? John was caught masturbating during our CPR training and was sent home without pay. We all watched him totally hobostick the hell outta here.
Hobostick by Msklreed November 11, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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