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Hobostick 

When you've been told to leave a situation, a party, a company or your home. Typically for an embarrassing reason.
Did you hear about what happened yesterday? John was caught masturbating during our CPR training and was sent home without pay. We all watched him totally hobostick the hell outta here.
Hobostick by Msklreed November 11, 2021
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Hobo Stick 

When a man stuffs his nuts into his own ass and then bangs his partner with his dick thus simulating a hobo stick.
Rob kicked James out of the house but not before he gave him a hobo stick to remember him by.
Hobo Stick by Rexlba January 10, 2020

Hobo-stick 

A sexual manouvre wherein a woman kneels with a man behind her, cock resting on her shoulder and balls falling not unlike the sack of a bum's hobo-stick. She then jerks him off in this way all the while whistling Roger Miller's "King of the Road" or another appropriate song of the trade.
"I got hobosticked by this homeless chick last night...it was awesome."

The alternative "Hobo-stuck", may also be employed...

The hobo-stick is a longtime favorite of the homeless boxing circuit contenders.
Hobo-stick by Cficks January 4, 2009
to be of or having characteristics similar to a hobo.
Fuck you and your hoboistic way

hotstick 

as in "Wanna smoke some hotstick?"
Another term for smoking a joint. Roll up a dube and smoke the cron.
"Yeeeaa bro, crontacular, let's blaze the hotstick"
hotstick by Ryanbro February 25, 2009

Cajun Hotstick 

The act of using the small of a womans back as a spitter while doing her doggy style, then wiping the penis in the dip spit and inserting it in her anus
My girl loves the sensation she gets when I give her the Cajun Hotstick
Cajun Hotstick by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Homosick 

When one man moves away (i.e. for a new job, college, etc...) and one of his friends moves to that new city because he doesn't want to be without him.

This is only applies to straight guys who are so close to each other that they appear gay.
Drew was so homosick for Trent that he applied to college at the same place so they could share a dorm room.
Homosick by MrGoodKat August 4, 2009
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