Hobodick

The epitome of a "fuckboy". A boy who's dick is always looking for shelter but brings nothing to the table and offers nothing in return.

This dude is calling me at 2am? What a hobodick. That hobodick can find a home elsewhere.

by Pseudowhim June 25, 2017

Hoodick

Nonsense or a stupid excuse; A obsure way of calling a person or a thing nonsense.

Y'all Hoodick! Dat Chick was DTF!

by Akiratis82 June 18, 2011

hobo dick

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

by cannietellye October 9, 2005

homodick tuna porn

A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.

defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"

"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"

by homodicktp July 25, 2017

HoloDick

Holodream's dick. Term used for dicks in counter strike named Holodream.

Player 1 - Holodream you are a bitch!
Holodream - HoloDICK.

by h3llothere :] August 22, 2009

hobonickel

The official currency of the homeless, created by DallasSoup, a former homeless man himself.

That guy paid me 30 hobonickel for a toe sucking. Made out like a bandit.

by ThroatTearer December 27, 2020

Homodick

A homodick is a person who acts like a giant peckerhead at all times, engaging in such behaviors as whining, pouting, and many other forms of dushbaggery.

Andy said, "Stop being such a giant homodick and row the boat."

by joe jerivicious January 6, 2008