Hobedient

Being submissive and doing what your significant other tells you to do.

“Babe, scratch my back right quick. If you’re Hobedient like a good girl, I’ll cop you them crocs you been eyeing”

Hobedient by AggroCrag February 11, 2026

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Obedient Bitch

A bitch that obeys and serves her males without a complaint.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

OB: Yes, master.

Male: What an obedient bitch!

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A small wind easy to manipulate magically. Used for bypassing magical nexuses by spreading their threads until the gap is big enough to walk through.

I used an Obedient Breath to spread the threads farther apart, too subtle to trigger it.

Obedient Breath by Kwing October 29, 2009

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Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

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The dent a hobo leaves in the body of your car after you strike him in a pedestrian vs. vehicle motor vehicle collision.

"Kathryn pretended to ignore the monstrous hobodent in her car left by the vagrant she hit with her Honda."

Hobodent by John Tuinema December 25, 2008

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Dude are you up for a hoedventure this weekend!

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a good obedient prostitute dosen't care what you do to her billy

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