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Hobbley Ho

There were lots of hobbley hos at the Halloween party downtown.
by msriot March 30, 2007
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hobbley nude

One who is an embarrassment, a failure, generally not good at life.
*Someone trips and spills their books everywhere*
"Look at that hobbley nude!"
by megster_56 January 10, 2010
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Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
by G. Dickel August 8, 2012
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Corn-Hobble

v: To hit someone with a fish.
Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.

Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!

Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.
by Millertime!! April 14, 2010
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Gosewisch Hobble

Pronounced Gos-Which. It is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. The Gosewisch Hobble usually results in embarrassing antics, and is a hobble in which the female's weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Dude, did you see Sarah last night? She got so drunk that the Gosewisch Hobble was in full force. I've never seen someone embarrass themselves as much as she did last night.

The Gosewisch Hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.
by CJ Michaels June 19, 2013
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hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.
Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021
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the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches
Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.
by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015
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