Hobbley Ho 

A scantily clad drunk woman walking down the street.

There were lots of hobbley hos at the Halloween party downtown.

Hobbley Ho by msriot March 30, 2007

hobbley nude 

One who is an embarrassment, a failure, generally not good at life.

*Someone trips and spills their books everywhere*
"Look at that hobbley nude!"

hobbley nude by megster_56 January 10, 2010

Hobbly Knob Goblin 

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

Hobbly Knob Goblin by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

Corn-Hobble 

v: To hit someone with a fish.

Jessie: She wouldn't give me my sunglasses back, so I decided to corn-hobble her.

Rick: CORN-HOBBLE'D!

Jessie: Yes. Yes she was.

Corn-Hobble by Millertime!! April 14, 2010

Gosewisch Hobble 

Pronounced Gos-Which. It is the phrase used to describe a female who is so drunk that she eventually starts hobbling everywhere. The Gosewisch Hobble usually results in embarrassing antics, and is a hobble in which the female's weight cannot be supported by her own ankles, which ultimately leads her to resemble the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Dude, did you see Sarah last night? She got so drunk that the Gosewisch Hobble was in full force. I've never seen someone embarrass themselves as much as she did last night.

The Gosewisch Hobble that the girl had last night was so unattractive and lame that she looked like she was super hammered.

Gosewisch Hobble by CJ Michaels June 19, 2013

hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.

Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.

hobble restraint by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015