hobble

When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.

One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.

by BadBlondie October 10, 2007

hobble

To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.

That bitch hobbles all over the hood.

by Ol Hobble-along September 1, 2009

hobble

To create a disadvantage for an opponent in a competition.

He knew the only way he'd win was to hobble her racer with sugar in the petrol tank.

by JSPoultry July 6, 2019

hobble

A group of elderly people.

A hobble just walked into the souvenir spoon store.

by Jason Bee June 13, 2016

hobble

1) to take a baseball bat to someboyd's knees

That shithead fucked up my drug deal, imma hobble him.

by bunny xu May 30, 2007

Hobble

A very large pp, over 9 inches.

Cindy doesn't know what a hobble is, probably because her boyfriend doesn't have one.
My lesbian boyfriend has a hobble
Wow bro, nice hobble!

by 5 foot kings 69 December 24, 2019

Hobble

Little job

I got a hobble doing someone’s laundry

by KAM1986 July 13, 2021