hobbler

Noun: One who hobbles
Verb: To act skanky in an efficient manner.

That poo-put bitch will hobble your cock in the alley

by Shack October 16, 2003

hobbler

Fifty year-old or older male who wears rubber, neopreen, or leather suits with harnesses tightly on their body. Usually these suits are a little too tight in the crotch area.

"Check out that 60 year old man wearing brown neoprene waders!"
"Hobblers wear their hobbles a mite high."
"I think I'll go throw up now because I just saw a hobbler."
"I love hobblers!'

by Mr. Cacaface August 26, 2004

the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

by Stefan + Adrun August 15, 2015

Hobbler

Someone who breaks peoples legs on purpose. He/she Usually works for the Mob, collecting money.

You better pay up John, or you'll get a visit from the Hobbler.

by Joe!wolf April 29, 2011

the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

by Stefan + Adrun August 15, 2015

Knob Hobbler

One who gives oral sex to a man so well that it makes him limp away when they are done.

She came right into the livingroom, dropped to her knees and started sucking! When she was done staring into my eyes as she licked the last drop she asked when could she do it again for me!

She is a real Knob Hobbler!

by TeeJayWasteland April 09, 2009

squash hobbler

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

by fecal mathers August 06, 2011