hobbler 

Noun: One who hobbles
Verb: To act skanky in an efficient manner.

That poo-put bitch will hobble your cock in the alley

hobbler by Shack October 16, 2003

Hobbler 

Someone who breaks peoples legs on purpose. He/she Usually works for the Mob, collecting money.

You better pay up John, or you'll get a visit from the Hobbler.

Hobbler by Joe!wolf May 21, 2011

hobbler 

Fifty year-old or older male who wears rubber, neopreen, or leather suits with harnesses tightly on their body. Usually these suits are a little too tight in the crotch area.

"Check out that 60 year old man wearing brown neoprene waders!"
"Hobblers wear their hobbles a mite high."
"I think I'll go throw up now because I just saw a hobbler."
"I love hobblers!'

hobbler by Mr. Cacaface August 25, 2004

Hobbler 

A person who in Victorain times cleaned horse droppings off the streets

The Hobbler did a great job cleaning the streets after the parade

Hobbler by Willis Doggo April 5, 2023

the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler 

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010

Knob Hobbler 

One who gives oral sex to a man so well that it makes him limp away when they are done.

She came right into the livingroom, dropped to her knees and started sucking! When she was done staring into my eyes as she licked the last drop she asked when could she do it again for me!

She is a real Knob Hobbler!

Knob Hobbler by TeeJayWasteland April 9, 2009