Hobbles

1. Candie.
2. One who is a huge slute.
3. One who falls down and injures herself in an idiotic way.
4. One who smells of cad.

Hobbles is a hosebeast.
Wow, that Hobbles is a slute.

by Sanderson March 06, 2005

Hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

The Hobble

A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.

You see Nick and how uncoordinated he is at DDR? He's doing The Hobble, and very well, too!

by That One Dinosaur Guy March 21, 2011

Hobbling

The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.

The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.

by CBRadi0 December 10, 2018

hobble

When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.

One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.

by BadBlondie September 27, 2007

hobble

To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.

That bitch hobbles all over the hood.

by Ol Hobble-along August 31, 2009

hobble

To create a disadvantage for an opponent in a competition.

He knew the only way he'd win was to hobble her racer with sugar in the petrol tank.

by JSPoultry July 06, 2019