Hmlsm

Hate my life so much

Person one: you okay?
Person two: no, I hmlsm

Hmlsm by gaylover5768953356 January 12, 2022

hilsman middle 

HMS - Hippo Mating School

a fucking stupid school where stereotypes are major and people are skanks. a prison. people look at you weird when you laugh. It's going to be taken over by the hobos of athens (INCLUDING THE MIDGETS)

Teachers include:
Mr. Hasty a.k.a. mary head
Mr. Preston- *cough* aflac *cough*
Ms. Best a.k.a. a messed up drunk slut who is indecent
Mrs. King- a transvestite (need I say more)

The hobos will rule.

HMS panthers suck... u know exactly what they suck too

hilsman middle by Slippery goo named AMANDA January 26, 2004

hulsman 

One who has a fetish for cheese and other dairy products.

Eric fucked that brick of cheese last night, what a hulsman.

hulsman by markysnarky October 22, 2007

hilsman middle 

1. a secret paralell universe where the outcast have way more fun than the popular people. it is run by a large herd of ducks. It's purpose to torture innocent yout who just want to be left alone.

The ONLY point of going to hilsman middle school is to be with friends.

hilsman middle by Giant Insect Jane (Katie) January 27, 2004

hilsman middle 

conformity reinged hell hole. pit of doom. metal pointy spikes on the walls waiting to crush you and bleed all over the white concrete walls!

I can't believe i must go to that Hilsman MIddle.

hilsman middle by Hannah January 26, 2004

hilsman 

an ubserdly tall dumbass with an animal that lives on his head.

Dude you got a vagina on ur head

hilsman by bob August 12, 2003