hml

Commonly known as "Hit my Line" but misinterpreted as "Hate my Life" it could possibly mean both.

The retarded way to say "text me"
Gertrude we should hang sometime hml
by stxfanix May 22, 2015
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This either means "Hit my line" or "Hate my life". So go ahead and ask "what's wrong" or say "Hey" see whats wrong if they say nothing then say OK and talk to them see how they're doing. And if they mean "Hate my life" ask them what you can do and just be there for them and comfort them.
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An abbreviation for "how much longer," usually used in games where a user must wait to play with his/her party.
hml is it going to take for you to finish your dota game.
by Mike Fang May 26, 2008
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Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).
person a: and she says "what's a blow job?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!
by so hot it bernz June 18, 2006
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Internet slang for hurt(/ing) myself laughing to express pain in finding something funny, either from being sore in the stomach muscles from laughing so much, from finding it hard to breathe from laughing too hard, or from falling off your chair while laughing. Can be used in instant messaging with people who are allergic to the phrase lol. Alternate versions: hyl (hurt(/ing) yourself laughing), hhl (hurt(/ing) him/herself laughing).
person a: and she says "what's a sex toy?"
person b: ow!
person a: hyl?
person b: no, just electrocuted myself.
person a: hml

Person 1: he literally hhl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: yeah, he didn't see the stairs he was laughing that hard
Person 2: hml!!!!!

by bernz June 11, 2006
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That booty hml *insert expression here*
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Hit My Line” - When you want someone to talk to you

Hate My Life” - I dont need to explain
“Bored, someone hml

“UGH, MY PARENTS KICKED ME OUT, I HML!”
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