1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.
The Process...
Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
applying honey to the sphinctoral region and coaxing a swarm of bees into your rectum.
In the ancient Egyptian times the pharaoh Cleopatra kept a jar of honeybees beside her bed for bee hiving. You haven't felt anything like sting in your prostate.
The next trend, similar to planking, except the actor puts a live bee-hive on his head and stands in public like an idiot long enough for one of his friends to take a picture.
Person A: "Why is that guy standing on the train with his arms to his side and a bee-hive on his head?"
Person B: "Oh he's just bee-hiving. He's amazing."
The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*