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Bee-hiving 

The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts.

1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.

The Process...

Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
Bee-hiving by Oliver Sloan October 21, 2010
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Bee-hiving 

The next trend, similar to planking, except the actor puts a live bee-hive on his head and stands in public like an idiot long enough for one of his friends to take a picture.
Person A: "Why is that guy standing on the train with his arms to his side and a bee-hive on his head?"

Person B: "Oh he's just bee-hiving. He's amazing."
Bee-hiving by beehivetillidie July 15, 2011

bee hiving 

applying honey to the sphinctoral region and coaxing a swarm of bees into your rectum.
In the ancient Egyptian times the pharaoh Cleopatra kept a jar of honeybees beside her bed for bee hiving. You haven't felt anything like sting in your prostate.
bee hiving by frankdadank March 19, 2009

Beehiving 

Any type of personal or public document such as a resume, article, etc. that contains more buzz words than clear information in order to sound more impressive or fluff a word count.
"Have you seen how long Ben's resume is?"
"Yeah, but he's mostly just beehiving"
Beehiving by Babooj November 13, 2021
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