Hirzel 

the fucking shit, Hirzel is not a very common last name but if you have it your def the shit. your normally the life of a party

Did you guys go to the Hirzel's party last night?
that shit was off the chain

Hirzel by jj pimp January 18, 2009

Zuck Hirrell 

Zuck Hirrell has a hulk-like stature, and is totally sexy. He is fucking shredded and has also been described by many of his followers as a good cunt. Zuck Hirrell is a wizard and is a master of synchronicity. Frisbee golf-obsessive and absolute pro.

The weirdest guy you will ever meet!
Don't let the tough frame fool you though, once you get to know him he is really a big softy.

Who, Zuck Hirrell? Yeah, that guy is a fucking wizard
Zuck Hirrell is a monster

Zuck Hirrell by Pillypillerson November 3, 2013

Harzel 

A queer, scary man who has a serious attraction to furries that are usually named "Mears".

"I heard that Harzel touched a furry last night

Harzel by FATWILLS November 23, 2019

hirelle 

Hirelle is a baller and can always be active in gymnastics.If you get hirelle mad she is gonna pop you in your face so back off that bad chick.And anyone with the name hirelle has a big booty.

I wish i was like hirelle because she is amazing💙

hirelle by Hirelle January 21, 2018

Sad Harzel 

A solo guy lettin himself have it with his clothes on.

I was lookin at some porn then got side tracked by this classic sad harzel vid

What was the set up?

Dude was in his basement-nook in a crop top and women’s yoga pant—full self-care style, just gettin it and givin it.

Sad Harzel by MatrickPahomes February 29, 2020

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel 

It's off the hook for sure my nigga

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel by m&m May 8, 2003

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel 

Snoop Dog speak for It's off the Hook my brotha!

Snoop, how cool was that party?
"It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel"

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel by The Docta April 29, 2003