Female seahorse that acts as a real bitch because she didn't carry the babies. Often tries to go after the seahorse's reproductive rights. Sometime known as a seacunt.
Did you see the seahorse's girlfriend going for a pack of cigarettes and never coming back? What a hippocunt.
by anonymous August 20, 2022
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After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
by jpg3 October 8, 2011
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by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013
Get the hippocritical mug.A compound word ("hypocrite" + "cunt") meaning a worthless woman who consistently says one thing and does another. Used as a noun.
That hypocunt says she likes to be with nice guys, but will dump them at the first sight of an asshole who will treat her like shit.
by Batrastard May 24, 2003
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*On a chatroom*
Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...
Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?
Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...
2.
Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?
Random Bloke: Yessuh.
*On a chatroom*
Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...
Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?
Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...
2.
Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?
Random Bloke: Yessuh.
by The Crateman October 16, 2011
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She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!
by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004
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