Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

Hippothotamus

A name given to an exceptionally larger, unloyal woman.

See thot

Damn that hoe isn’t Thicc, she’s just a hippothotamus.

by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

hippocornamus

a hippocornamus is a cross between a hippopotamus and a unicorn. They are most commenly drawn black and white, but in rare cases they can be rainbow. Also, sometimes they can fly.

OMG look it's a hippocornamus!

by me48liz November 26, 2009

hippopotamus

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippothotamus

When you see someone who any combination of the following:
-Fat
-Thot
-Dumb

That fat dumb bitch from the Mammoth Cave National Park That was of no help to us at all was a real hippothotamus.

by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 18, 2018

Hippopotamus

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

by Eggineer December 27, 2019