Hippocrotamus 

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

Hippocrotamus by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

Hippocrotamus 

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

Hippocrotamus by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

Hippothotamus 

A name given to an exceptionally larger, unloyal woman.

See thot

Damn that hoe isn’t Thicc, she’s just a hippothotamus.

Hippothotamus by GT_v1 March 1, 2018

hippocornamus

a hippocornamus is a cross between a hippopotamus and a unicorn. They are most commenly drawn black and white, but in rare cases they can be rainbow. Also, sometimes they can fly.

OMG look it's a hippocornamus!

hippocornamus by me48liz November 26, 2009

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippothotamus 

When you see someone who any combination of the following:
-Fat
-Thot
-Dumb

That fat dumb bitch from the Mammoth Cave National Park That was of no help to us at all was a real hippothotamus.

Hippothotamus by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 18, 2018

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019