Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
by Neologician June 1, 2012
A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 4, 2005
"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"
by jajayyyyy October 20, 2008
A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss
Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
by fdsfdffd June 3, 2009
This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
by jpg3 October 8, 2011
by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013