hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.
Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
by Neologician November 14, 2012
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hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!
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hippocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"
by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009
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hippocrite

A really huge pain in the but. Related words referring to big issues and smaller tissues: hippocrite, hippothermia, hippoallergenic, hippopotamiss
Look, I'm not exagerrating rating you as a hippocrite, for being such and old fuddy duddy holier than thou.
by Hercolena Oliver May 04, 2008
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hippocrite

a large hippo. or a band of hippos (hippocricy).
youre such a hippocrite. go suck hippocricy dick.
by fdsfdffd June 13, 2009
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hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
by jpg3 October 08, 2011
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hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.
I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.
by Karaoke Roy November 08, 2013
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