Hilterbrand

An family of ancient ancestry comprising of Knights, soldiers of fortune, pioneers, confederate guerilla fighters in the war between the states, and a pope we try not to talk about too much. Hilterbrands are drawn to the outdoors, challenging new scenarios, the unexplored, and seem to possess an exceptional intellect and almot super human genetics.
Hilterbrands are also notoriously stubborn, and reclusive, tho creative, deep thinking, and fierce in battle.
There are many spellings for this name but all are tracable to the same basic line, and most Hilterbrands just roll with it since it is mis spelled so frequently. Most American branches have been in the US since the early 1700's.

The name Hilterbrand means 'Battle Sword' in ancient Norse/German.

The way he fought that bear, you'd think he was a Hilterbrand!

Hilterbrand by Amazongirl February 12, 2010

reid hildebrand 

a white guy

reid hildebrand is a white guy

reid hildebrand by fatalbert June 24, 2012

mrs hillenbrand

An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). She’s a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,

Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???

mrs hillenbrand by Don’t@me👉👃👎 October 23, 2019

hildebrand 

A badass last-name that is usually put with a tall family

Devon Hildebrand is the coolest and tallest kid in middle school

hildebrand by Dbrays13 November 11, 2013

Hillenbranded 

When someone is mocked so well that the mockery becomes permanently associated with the victim.

She did quite a number on those guys yesterday, didn't she? They've been Hillenbranded!

Hillenbranded by OprahBookClubMember November 15, 2011

Hitlergrandary 

The active life style of extreme leaf blowing

Created in 1978 by "The Grand Fuhrer grew up in Minneapolis, attending public schools and graduating from Washburn High School. The Grand Fuhrer loves poetry, short stories, novels, music, food, his Grand guitar, his Grand piano, his Grand backyard, hid daughter and his son."

Jim: Hey you want to get some ice cream at the Nantucket yatch club?
Bill: Nah fam, I got some Hitlergrandary to do

Hitlergrandary by Apron rice December 17, 2016

Hildebrand 

Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.

Hildebrand, I AM your father.

Hildebrand by pseudocrammer June 26, 2018