hildebrand 

A badass last-name that is usually put with a tall family

Devon Hildebrand is the coolest and tallest kid in middle school

hildebrand by Dbrays13 November 11, 2013

Hildebrand 

Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.

Hildebrand, I AM your father.

Hildebrand by pseudocrammer June 26, 2018

Hildebrand Syndrome 

An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.

I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.

What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?

Hildebrand Syndrome by DrSreud January 3, 2024

reid hildebrand 

a white guy

reid hildebrand is a white guy

reid hildebrand by fatalbert June 24, 2012

mrs hillenbrand

An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). She’s a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,

Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???

mrs hillenbrand by Don’t@me👉👃👎 October 23, 2019

Hillenbranded 

When someone is mocked so well that the mockery becomes permanently associated with the victim.

She did quite a number on those guys yesterday, didn't she? They've been Hillenbranded!

Hillenbranded by OprahBookClubMember November 15, 2011

Ildebrando 

A master builder

Wow, that's a beautiful building...it must be Ildebrando!

Ildebrando by actualfactsoflife February 23, 2020