An evilhobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). She’s a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,
Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???
Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.
Noun: A venereal disease occasionally referred to as a cunt nugget. Normally leads to an itchy ball sack and inflamed anus. commonly associated with diarrhea and failed ejaculations.
Justin has been in pain all day after pulling a Hillenbrand last night...His toilet has not yet recovered. He should probably invest in newboxers.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.