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mrs hillenbrand

An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). Sheโ€™s a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,
Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???

hildebrand 

A badass last-name that is usually put with a tall family
Devon Hildebrand is the coolest and tallest kid in middle school
hildebrand by Dbrays13 November 11, 2013

Hillenbranded 

When someone is mocked so well that the mockery becomes permanently associated with the victim.
She did quite a number on those guys yesterday, didn't she? They've been Hillenbranded!
Hillenbranded by OprahBookClubMember November 15, 2011

Hildebrand 

Typically, has answers to most questions, especially regarding Japanese Anime Culture. He may also be known for other names. Mysteriously, he has been known as. The noturious B.E.N, and even "DK". Very few sightings have been reported since the late 1800's. Rumors and critics say he may have left to another island because the last Jedi he trained turned into a total noob. Though, these are just rumors.
Hildebrand, I AM your father.
Hildebrand by pseudocrammer June 26, 2018

Hillenbrand 

Noun: A venereal disease occasionally referred to as a cunt nugget. Normally leads to an itchy ball sack and inflamed anus. commonly associated with diarrhea and failed ejaculations.
Justin has been in pain all day after pulling a Hillenbrand last night...His toilet has not yet recovered. He should probably invest in new boxers.
Hillenbrand by Cunt Nuggget December 13, 2010