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mrs hillenbrand

An evil hobbit that gives detention for breathing blinking coughing sneezing or saying your real name (has been tested). Sheโ€™s a substitute teacher at Cumberland Valley and is about 1000000 years old. Rumor has it she lives in the basement and has been teaching in CV since it was founded,
Jeff: Did you see mrs hillenbrand today!?
Oscar: Shes still alive???
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Hillenbrand 

Noun: A venereal disease occasionally referred to as a cunt nugget. Normally leads to an itchy ball sack and inflamed anus. commonly associated with diarrhea and failed ejaculations.
Justin has been in pain all day after pulling a Hillenbrand last night...His toilet has not yet recovered. He should probably invest in new boxers.
Hillenbrand by Cunt Nuggget December 13, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004