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Hillarectile dysfunction 

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.
Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

Hillarize 

A way to get rid of files
To make vanish
Delete
"I believe im going to hillarize those files"
Hillarize by Funny guy 68 November 1, 2016

hillareach 

n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).
noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
hillareach by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

hilarie burton 

A really good looking former VJ who plays Peyton Sawyer on WB's Show. She's like the Marissa of one tree hill. She's really funny and loves taking shots at herself as exhibited in the Tree Hill Season 1 DVD Commentary

Quote
"Barbara Alyn has huge boobs and that's coming from the A-cup"
hilarie burton by Shakili June 24, 2006

Hillareeza Clinton 

The version of presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton when she is speaking to a black audience.
Hillary Clinton "In America I believe it is important that we reconsider the health care issues of our time"

Hillareeza Clinton "In America, all y'alls need health benefits and shit, no what I'm sayin? That's what I'm talking about,, hollaah"
Girls name. (:

Hilarie is an amazing woman who is smart, funny, cute, gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, sophisticated, happy, kissable & much more than words can't explain.
Her nickname is; Perverted Kitty. (:
One; "Your sexy!"
Two; "Your sexier Hilarie!"
Hilarie by N.C Kitten. January 23, 2009