Hillarieoid

Like hilarious, but more hilarious!

"I watched this movie last night, it was so hillarieoid, I laughed so hard my gut hurt!"

Hillarieoid by thewordbirthers February 8, 2026

Hillaried 

The act of being killed in such a way as for the death to appear as an intentional suicide. See also "suicided."

Epstein and McAfee were Hillaried.

Hillaried by rbrice July 1, 2021

Hillaried 

To fail spectacularly at something where success was all but assured. From the resounding defeat Hillary Clinton took in the Iowa caucus.

Dude 1: I thought I was going to ace that math exam but I totally hillaried it.
Dude 2: That's your problem, you were so confident, you didn't study. So of course you were hillaried.

Hillaried by Bif Loman January 13, 2008

Hillarhoids 

Hillarrhoids are painful individuals whose election defeat becomes lodged in their anal canal. In their normal state, they have a shitty obsession with nanny-like control over their peers. (Research suggests that manifests a latent desire “for mamma” or a return to the tenuous safety of the womb.)

They become a disease when swollen or inflamed because they can’t accept Hillary’s defeat. The unqualified term "Hillarrhoid" is often used to refer to the disease or individuals who suffer the disease.

The signs and symptoms of Hillarrhoids depend on the type present. The condition typically presents as awful pains in the ass. Acute cases may result in victims sticking their heads so far up their own asses that they can only regurgitate political talking points from cable news (or in extreme cases, hashtags from social media).

I liked D's wife, but she's got a mild case of the Hillarhoids. She assumed that my wife voted for Hillary because she's a woman. I laughed and told her, "No, my wife and I have a deal: I won't think with my johnson and she won't vote with her va-jay-jay."

Hillarhoids by KarmaPlant July 20, 2018

Hillaried 

The act of something being swept under the rug with everyone watching and pretending it didn't happen by both parties except a third

Tom and Stephanie totally Hillaried last weekend when her bf Ron caught them fucking in his jeep, they still claim they were searching for her cell phone

Hillaried by Desert lightning September 1, 2016