Hillage 

A measurement: an amount of hills.

I'm going to run out of gas sooner due to the hillage on my commute home.

Hillage by Wisebeast February 13, 2019

Steve Hillage 

A talented guitarist, synth player, and producer associated with the Canterbury Scene in the 70's. He was a member of space rock bands Khan, Gong, and the electronic band System 7. He made a number of solo albums, his 2 best being Fish Rising and Green. He also produced an ambient record Rainbow Dome Musick that eventually got him involved in other underground electronic music projects in his later career.

The solo at the end of Aftaglid on Steve Hillage's Fish Rising will melt your face off.

Steve Hillage by UnidentfifiedFlyingBeing March 29, 2009

Hillarectile dysfunction 

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

Hillarectile dysfunction by webster_c February 17, 2008

hillareach 

n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).

noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.

hillareach by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

Hillareeza Clinton 

The version of presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton when she is speaking to a black audience.

Hillary Clinton "In America I believe it is important that we reconsider the health care issues of our time"

Hillareeza Clinton "In America, all y'alls need health benefits and shit, no what I'm sayin? That's what I'm talking about,, hollaah"

Hillareeza Clinton by Bubba Spinxx January 3, 2009

hillaretard 

A devoted follower of Hillary Clinton, who has been brainwashed into believing that she isn't a deceitful cuntwhore who's completely full of shit.

I can't believe that Dennis is such a hillaretard. I thought he had something resembling a brain in his head, but I guess I was wrong.

hillaretard by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

Hillarectum 

An unpleasant medical condition where shit keeps leaking out your ass, similar to the way it constantly flows out of Hillary Clinton's mouth.

Phil: "Dude, something stinks!"
Jeff: "Yeah, I have a case of Hillarectum. Sorry 'bout the smell."
Phil: "Maybe you should get an Obama to take care of that."

Hillarectum by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008