Hiffa 

Hiffa often confused with Hofte is an uncommon mistake made in the Norwegian language by retards

Jeg har Vondt i Hiffa

Hiffa by Hipnix321 February 20, 2017

Hiffa 

a big oaf-like creature that falls when you touch it. a monster that makes a loud grunting noise when it gets angry.

Oh no here comes a real hiffa!

Hiffa by Howard Thompson III August 17, 2008

The Hoffa 

When a gay man has sex or is involved in sexual activities with a straight or bisexual girl.

Origin: Explo 2009, Matt "Hoffa" Lopez

Person 1: Dude, that guy has been making out with that chick for the last five minutes. I would have sworn he was gay!
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely gay. Just look at him.
Person 1: Oh, he must be doing the Hoffa.

The Hoffa by Miss Maddy Elizabeth July 2, 2009

One Haffahour 

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

One Haffahour by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

Huffaloaf 

Huffing bread, best done when the bread is freshly baked and still warm. The most common technique is to bag the bread, seal the opening of the bag around the face in the same fashion as a horse's feed bag, and take long slow inhales to enjoy the bready bouquet.

Overhead at San Francisco Airport: "Hey, stop huffaloafing that sourdough, we have a flight to catch!"

Huffaloaf by word burgler September 7, 2018

hifalutin 

Pompous or pretentious. Marked by the use bombastic language.

Variation of highfalutin

Have you seen that pompous law student? He's such a hifalutin knobjockey.

hifalutin by Heath Raftery September 15, 2006

haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019