HFFA 

Hot From Far Away. To find a girl attractive from afar but up close looks like a gorilla.

Damn, that batch looks HFFA, but now that I got a closer look she looks like a dude.

HFFA by Ali Prince April 18, 2008

HFFA 

Hot From Far Away (usually describing a person)

They(person)look GREAT from a safe distance and then they come closer...and closer...and you wish you never EVER laid eyes on them...

(Girl checking out a 'HOT' guy):Oh damn he's HOT!...oh no...wait...wait... (he comes close....closer)HFFA...*ew!*

HFFA by Ultimate Angel of Death May 21, 2006

HFFA 

hot from far away

damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly!

HFFA by urmuthafuckinbabydaddy April 26, 2003

HFFA 

Hot from far away

She was HFFA until I got close then I saw her butter face

HFFA by CuseTown February 8, 2009

HFFA 

Hot from far Away also known as HFFA A common expression used to state that a girl from far away looks hot but you save Yourself the embarrassment if when you get close she’s not hot

Hey mike you see that chick across the street she’s totally a Hffa!

HFFA by Anus cream pie April 20, 2018

HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

HFFA (Hot From Far Away) by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

HFFAD 

(HFFAD)- is also known as huge fucking fat ass disorder which is when your ass is just so fat

Damn that gurl Kaleigh has a dump truck of an ass she must be suffering from HFFAD huge fucking fat ass disorder

HFFAD by Shmeglarped May 13, 2022