Originally a ZZL poster; now commonly used to refer to anyone who refuses to see the logic of an argument and who posts links to rightwing websites as proof of such illogical thinking.

I could respond to the substance of your argument but I'd rather pull an HiA.

HiA by The great commander March 7, 2004

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hia

A really twisted way of saying 'hey you'
See heya. Use only with close cousins and the like. Can also be a twisted way of say 'hey you all' (hey y'all). Whichever...depens on the prononciation.

'Hia hun, what's up?'

hia by koko April 12, 2005

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Hia

An adorkable, short, brown girl. One of the most awesome people you will EVER meet. She has a huge appetite and a huge heart.

Pronounced: Hee-ah, not High-ah.

Hia, of course!

Hia by N-stah June 15, 2010

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HIA

Hands in air, used as a response to the acronym "smh"

Girl commenting on a pic of a toddler throwing the deuces: LOL! you always got her doing some gansta shit. She's probably just showing us how old she is. smh

Toddler's Dad: Hahaha nah she's three, lol she just does that shit when you take pictures of her. hia

HIA by That Dude Derek June 27, 2011

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HIA, or HIA Syndrome, is short for "Head-in-Ass" Syndrome. It is used of people whose heads are stuck so far up their own asses they can't see the real world around them. Especially of climate change deniers or mindlessly pro-growth economists who seem to think there are non-physical dimensions the economy can grow into after it eviscerates the Earth. Also of Glenn Beck.

"That guy's got a serious case of HIA."

HIA by teyesahr March 11, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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