Hewwl

hewl; is to get "hell rougue" for one to get extremely intoxicated. drink alot of alcohol.

Ben: hey ethan what did you want to do tonight?

Ethan: im keen to go carmens and get hewwl!

Hewwl by mc intence October 5, 2009

hewwoz

An odd way of saying "hello".

Mike: hewwoz
Tyler: <(^o^)>!!!!
Mike: ok

hewwoz by Carecore June 3, 2010

Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Heww 

A word to express enjoyment and excellence

Dude!
What?
I just made it to level 60 on World of Warcraft
HEWW!!

Heww by Ricky Utopia April 8, 2008

hewwo 

Hewwo is a variation of hello.

"Oh hewwo! What new now?"

hewwo by Jonathan Barger May 30, 2006

Hewwo 

saying hi in a cute UwU way

Hewwo friend @<@

Hewwo by okbyyyy March 13, 2020

Hewlett Packard 

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010