Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

charge stealer

A person who unplugs your portable device from the wall and uses the charger for their own devices

This idiot clearly saw that my phone was charging and decided to take my phone out, and now its on 1%! he's such a charge stealer!

by GeorgieFrank April 10, 2016