Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware
guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard
by GeorgieFrank October 06, 2015
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charge stealer

A person who unplugs your portable device from the wall and uses the charger for their own devices
This idiot clearly saw that my phone was charging and decided to take my phone out, and now its on 1%! he's such a charge stealer!
by GeorgieFrank December 30, 2015
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