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Hewlett Packard 

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed) Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a [fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010