the act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously, describe by some who have tried it as a tug of war between your anus and penis.

the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Hey you ever tried a hewell?

Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?

Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana

hewell by MrHouse2011 November 13, 2011

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Hewllzyism

the religion based on Instagram goddess @Hewllzy

"want to be part of my religion?"
"what is it?"
"Hewllzyism!"
"oh yeah sign me right up!!"

Hewllzyism by eggsaladofdeath23 October 12, 2017

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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