the act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously, describe by some who have tried it as a tug of war between your anus and penis.

the key is to ejaculate at the same as you are defecating to achieve a totally new level of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Hey you ever tried a hewell?

Guy 2: Nah man, whats it like?

Guy 1: its hard , but its pretty much sexual nirvana

hewell by MrHouse2011 November 13, 2011

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Hewllzyism

the religion based on Instagram goddess @Hewllzy

"want to be part of my religion?"
"what is it?"
"Hewllzyism!"
"oh yeah sign me right up!!"

Hewllzyism by eggsaladofdeath23 October 12, 2017

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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