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A total douche bag who has intercourse with most animals, especially ducks and dogs. Also this person may believe aliens are a tool of the devil for people to go insane and kill themselves. They are to lazy to do anything for themselves and they would like to have intercourse with young girls that they know the will never be able to get.
Travis: Dude the new art teacher is a total hentsch! i saw him fucking a duck!

Jamie: Thats what he does all the time by river!
Hentsch by assnuggets November 21, 2011
(n) when a males testicles are larger than his penis
No Mike, I don't want to see your hensch.

The mans hensch scared off all of the girls he hit on.
hensch by pdgac May 20, 2016

henschman 

(n) a man who has a hensch

see hensch
Mike look at those things, you are definitely a henschman.

The henschman was too scared to talk to the girls because of his over-sized testicles and his under-sized penis.
henschman by pdgac May 20, 2016

Hentchel 

Someone who you like, but your friends do not (and vise versa).
I dont know, Joey's a total Hentchel!
Hentchel by JOEY THE COMERE May 9, 2011

Hentchel 

1. A tall and ghostly figure that appears sleeveless and has a strong resemblance to Ichabod Crane.
Man 1: "Who is that over there checking damage on vehicles?"

Man 2: "I don't know, but it looks like a Hentchel!"
Hentchel by Louise Beatrice LaBeau February 17, 2009
One who wishes he or she was better than he or she is now
1. That kid is such a hertsch, he wishes he could play basketball.
2. That hertsch needs to get a life or learn to do it the real way.
3. Look at that wanna-be Gangster hertsch
Hertsch by MAGICALbohangaz April 24, 2009
The word Hensch discribes a man of intellect and culture, his beard is his shining glory and every man of honor tries to seek for his company.
Also his meme-game is usually very strong.
Look at this Chad, he just turns everything to gold he touches. He is such a Hensch and I love his mustache!
Hensch by Pridos February 2, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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