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Henchman 24 

Henchman 24 is a recently deceased Henchman of The Monarch, the arch-nemesis and rival to Dr. Thaddeus Venture, father of The Venture Bros. (the title of the adult swim television series).

Henchman 24 is notorious for his strangely pitched voice, his lanky build, and his resemblance to Jerry Seinfled, once his costume is off. He is seen most frequently, in fact always, with Henchman 21, his cohort and friend.

Henchman 24 is killed by a car bomb when he mistakenly gets his seatbelt stuck in what was supposed to be a parked Monarchmobile.

The Monarch has not only hired Henchman 24 as his henchman, he at one time was a "Shadowman" with him under the employ of Phantom Limb, during his time with the Guild of Calamitous Intent. At that time, Henchman 24 was known as Shadowman.... 24.

He currently haunts his old friend, 21, though it is still disputable as to whether or not he is in fact a spirit returned from the dead or a figment of 21's damaged psyche at the loss of his one and only friend.
Henchman 24 ran from Brock Sampsons as fast as his feet could carry him, being his life depended on it.
Henchman 24 by TwainFan January 1, 2010

henchmen 

People who follow orders without asking questions, whether those orders are evil or good.
Person 1: Kill that guy for no reason

Person 2 (the henchmen): Lol, ok. *shoots*
henchmen by D i c c w e t t 1 January 5, 2018

Devils Henchmen 

A 1% motorcycle club
There is a Club of this Name in New Zealand
ant in Tasmania (Australia)
The Devils Henchmen MC is a 1% motorcycle club
That takes it's riding, and brotherhood very seriously
Devils Henchmen by onepercenter November 18, 2006

volunteer henchman 

A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.

Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.
Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.

henchmen 

one who follows, usually without asking the why, for the side of evil
don't be a henchman!
stand on your laurels
do what no one else does
praise the good of other men for good man's sake
and when everyone else in the world follows your lead
(although a cold day in hell it will surely be)
that's when the entire world shall live in harmony
henchmen by Damon August 8, 2003

Boston henchmen 

I think that guy was checking out your Boston henchmen.
Boston henchmen by djempirical March 23, 2010
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