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One who wishes he or she was better than he or she is now
1. That kid is such a hertsch, he wishes he could play basketball.
2. That hertsch needs to get a life or learn to do it the real way.
3. Look at that wanna-be Gangster hertsch
Hertsch by MAGICALbohangaz April 24, 2009
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herrscher of sentience 

Cutest thing ever, one look from her and you'll instantly buy her merches and become a no life instantly
"damn bro i saw herrscher of sentience yesterday and im now a no life"
To take notes for extended periods of time which may result in frustration, depression, insomnia, fatigue, pain, diarrhea, ulcers, death, or etc.
Student #1: Hey did you finish hersching yesterday?
Student #2: Yeah, it took six hours!
hersch by hersching August 28, 2011

Herschell 

The Baddest Mother Fucker you will ever meet. Everyone want to be his friend or lover.
Vince is the best Herschell you will ever meet.
Herschell by Gallodog March 24, 2009
When something is very large or fat
Bill- Hey, look at that lady over there! Shes pretty
Mike- Naw dude, Shes Hersch
Hersch by Theodoren April 7, 2015

herschelle

A smart , respectful gentlemen . Easy to fall in love with and has the girls lining up to be with him . A definite smooth-talker and has the aura of a God . He is definitely a keeper , do your best to keep him because you won't ever find another guy as sweet and as charming as him . Very easy on the eye and has the body of any guy's dreams . Don't ever let him go . He's definitely worth it .
Oh damn , I think I found myself a Herschelle today .
herschelle by Kelbel25 November 20, 2016

herschel 

Traveling by foot. Named for Herschel "Walker".
It is a nice day outside, so I am just gonna herschel it home.
herschel by Olieo October 17, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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