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Helmet Head 

A Helmet Head is the pink tip of a males dick, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the penis.
Guy: Dude! My Helmet head hurts so much! I banged that chick wayyyy too hard last night!
Helmet Head by Retwiler January 1, 2010

helmet head 

A hair doo made after wearing a helmet. Similar to bed head but usually messier.
You see that bikers hair style, it's genuwine Helmet Head.
helmet head by Soldier4Higher January 18, 2007

helmet head 

if your not a helmet head she wont suck it
helmet head by ballzz March 24, 2003

helmet head 

A hair cut that forms a perfect "helmet" shape around the head itself. Many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a boner. This non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name "Mike".
"Man, Mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! Die it pink and he'd look like a penis!!"
helmet head by TweederBSU December 11, 2007

Helmet Head 

A sexy fat voluptuous young woman who has a helmet for a head who are intellectually far superior than most geeks and have the ability to attract any dweeb towards them.
I heard he is in love with this chick from his Math tutorials , but dude she is a total Helmet Head.

helmet head 

A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.
"Hey Johnny, look at those helmet heads chasing the ducks."
helmet head by mtotheo November 7, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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