Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

by Kohanim March 8, 2004

Helmet-Pie

Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.

Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!

by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003

Pork pie helmet

When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead

And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet

by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021

Piece of Hemet

A meth riden piece of crap that wears rain boots with sweat and pruple sweaters with kitties on them. Or a person that shops at hot topic and listens to disturbed, kotton mouth kings, slipknot and korn with some marailine manson and creed and lets not forget nickleback!

Man that dude is a piece of hemet!
Dang those ROTC kids are acting like pieces of hemet!

by SAVING PEOPLE FROM HEMET January 25, 2009