Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.
Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.
by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013
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Hellmann's

The one who brings it all together, but rarely gets the credit.
Rodri from Man City, he's the Hellmann's - without him it would all fall apart, like Donkey leaving Shrek. It just ain't the same without them.
by Markham&Martin March 15, 2025
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