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Hellman's Wiggle 

The act of having sex, pulling out and cumming on a person's stomach followed bu you laying on them, stomach to stomach, and wiggling around like a dead fish to get a nice spread on that sammy.
I told her this time, I was making the sandwhich. Extra mayo with a Hellman's Wiggle

hellman's light 

this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then cumming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the cum stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, "you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some hellman's light on your shirt
hellman's light is cum

Hellmanns Best 

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.
Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.