Hellmanns Best

A blow job wherein mayonaise is slathered all over your penis.

Dude I totally took my manager into the back and she gave me the sloppiest Hellmanns Best.

by sloppiest seconds April 30, 2013

Hellmann's

The one who brings it all together, but rarely gets the credit.

Rodri from Man City, he's the Hellmann's - without him it would all fall apart, like Donkey leaving Shrek. It just ain't the same without them.

by Markham&Martin March 15, 2025