Hellman

A whiney hacker with no life

Hellman hacks

Hellman by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Hellman's Wiggle 

The act of having sex, pulling out and cumming on a person's stomach followed bu you laying on them, stomach to stomach, and wiggling around like a dead fish to get a nice spread on that sammy.

I told her this time, I was making the sandwhich. Extra mayo with a Hellman's Wiggle

Hellman's Wiggle by Dirty Mcgee July 6, 2017

hellman's light 

this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then cumming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the cum stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, "you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some hellman's light on your shirt

hellman's light is cum

hellman's light by GetFuckedFrequently May 1, 2004

Diffie Hellman 

Can be used to describe many sexual acts that involve exchanging fluids without having intercourse. (comes from the computer term where keys are exchanged in encryption)like the cleveland steamer.

"man i just got back from shannons.....talk about a good diffie hellman....the whole place was wet."

"she wouldnt fall for my famous line so i had to give her the diffie hellman and make sure she swallowed."

Diffie Hellman by Scooter May 7, 2004

The Hangin Hellman 

When Someone drops a protein powder loaded shit in the gym locker room and it slowly creeps into the weight room like a low lying fog and lingers there for all to endure for the duration of their workout.

I jumped on the treadmill and a 1/4 mile in I got engulfed in The hangin Hellman. I ran as fast as I could toward fresh air but no matter how hard I ran I stayed in the same place.

The Hangin Hellman by BkMadMatt February 13, 2017

Cary Hellman 

1. awful teacher and student of the study of chemistry. 2. showing little care of teaching and sympathy for pupils. 3. One who is flaming. 4. One who admits flames. (flaming). 5. FAT. 6. admits random questions from students of chemistry ending with "what the fuck, this guy can't teach" 7. One who distributes pornography. 8. Awful.

Sentence usage. noun."fuck hellman, he can't teach!" or "hellman is fat" adjective. fat is hellman. this teacher is a hellman

Cary Hellman by Andrew McAnus May 25, 2003

Helaman 

Coming from the mormon religion, out of the Book of Mormon.
Helaman was a Warrior who led 2000 men to battle and not 1 ended up dying as they promised their mothers they would fight hard and come back.

Helaman is a very unique name and if you are lucky enough to meet a boy named Helaman you will be very lucky indeed. They are said to have good luck and crazy outgoing personalities. They tend to be adventurous and travel a lot on a whim. They will never cease to make you laugh. They are witty and very strong and handsome, most likely mormon.

Helaman is one in a million.

Helaman by sunisfun December 20, 2010